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was sweating like a paedophile at a Wiggles Concert
dedicated Trade Unionist was attending a convention in Las Vegas
and, as you would expect, decided to check out the brothels nearby.
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union
house?" "No," she replied. "I'm sorry, it isn't." "Well, if I pay
you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The house gets 80% and the
girls get 20%." Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man
stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully
unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a
brothel where the Madam responded, "Why, yes, sir, this IS a Union
House." The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls
get?" "The girls get 80% and the house gets 20%." "That's more like
it!" the union man said. So he handed the Madam $100, looked around
the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like
her for the night." "Sorry, sir," said the Madam, gesturing towards
an 85-year old woman in the corner, "Ethel here has seniority."
"I've been up all night" means
"During the night, something woke me and it took a few minutes to
get back to sleep".
Camping? Is that when you stay in a four star hotel?
"I've lost everything!" means "I've temporarily misplaced some minor
"You're a hooker!" means "You've momentarily borrowed some
inconsequential item of mine". (To "hook" something: To "steal"
wish you hadn't got rid of that bed" several weeks after telling me
to get rid of the old bed in the junk room. (In Wife "you"
means "I", "up" means "down" etc)
"They put me on horse tablets" when asked how her doctors visit
went. Means "I was prescribed tablets larger than others".
do I sleep at night? Soundly between sumptuous 400 thread percale
sheets by Pierre Balmain on a posturepaedic king size bed with a
companion whose loveliness would make you weep with desire.
haven't had my eens yet - My caffeine, nicotine or codeine.
have so much no money
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