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HUMOUR OF ANDY WARHOL, WOODY ALLEN, MAE WEST & PROVERBS
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Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved. Anthony Williams
The orgasm has replaced the cross
as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment.
All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd
sooner go to my dentist any day.
Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and
discovering she looks like a haddock. I
sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers and they are
going to make a game out of it.
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an
institution.
An archeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she
gets, the more interested he is in her.
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. One day my wife came home
early from work and found us in bed together. I
don't feel good.
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
It is better to be a coward for a minute than dead for the rest of
your life.
The reverse side also has a reverse side.
Tell the truth and run.
Do not insult the mother alligator until you have crossed the river.
Too clever is dumb. I
do not say a proverb is amiss when aptly and reasonably applied, but
to be forever discharging them, right or wrong, hit or miss, renders
conversation insipid and vulgar.
Much as he is opposed to lawbreaking, he is not bigoted about it.
The school of hard knocks is an accelerated curriculum.
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial
reasons.
American has been discovered before, but it has always been hushed
up.
The 100% American is 99% an idiot. A
team is a team is a team. Shakespeare said that many times.
Why do writers write? Because it isn't there.
If a writer has to rob his mother he will not hesitate; the Ode
On a Grecian Urn is worth any number of old ladies.
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